Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year

Here's wishing all my three readers a very very Happy New Year!!!!!!

Hope this is the year of change in the country, when a party that deserves power will get it, when the economy will boom back, when people like Raj and Antulay become extinct,.

Let this be the year when people get a little more tolerant, and there are lesser protests for frivolous reasons. Hope this is the year when separatists and pakis realise that Kashmir will stay with India. I hope this year will be the one when the Supreme Court gets more active and brings back its transformational zeal.

Let this be the year when the Congress realizes that perhaps fighting Terror is more important than fighting the General election, and that Pakistan is the real enemy, not the BJP.

At a personal level, I hope I get a direction in life and wish that I blog about my personal successes along with that of the BJP's. And I really want to get a girlfriend ;)

Also I hope the sportsmen bring us glory this year too, and the film makers keep on experimenting. I hope that 2009 is nothing like 2008.

Didn't say anything about the terrorists. There's only so much one can hope.

And last but not the least, i hope this is an year of BHAK for all. Big hugs and Kisses!!!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

People We Could do Without

This is a continuation of the previous post. I know this list can go on and on but my aim is to compress the list and represent a cross section of losers.

Raj Thackrey -He is the man I did not want to put on my list because he is not worth it. Not even worth disgust, I actually put him here on popular demand . Completely a media created monster, he has failed to win even a single seat in the Mumbai civic polls. He is a political nobody, and is a shameless hypocrite. I would have abused him in the most choicest of apt abuses, save for the fact that I am actually afraid of the Maharashtra Police(who have no other job to do other than catching abusive bloggers and framing imaginary terrorists, and the same goes for other politicos). This country has no real Freedom of Speech. But get this clear Mr Raj. your Bombay(yeah right!!!) is not a Maharashtrian city. It is Gujarati, made from the entrepreneurial spirit of countless nobodies from Navsari to Anjar. Its spirit is Gujarati and would have gone to Gujarat, had it not been for the hysterical self immolation attempts and the idiocy of Nehru. Actually, I ve spent too many words on this pathetic fool, but I request him to build a shivaji statue in the middle of sea and keep a look out for bhayyas infiltrating through the sea route.

TR Baalu- Well not many would know him, but this man has the distinction of single handedly fucking up our National Highway Program. His megalomaniacal tendencies have led him to change the NHAI directors once in every 3 months and the highway construction has ground to a groaning halt. Worse, his ministry is sitting on 5000 crores of funds collected as tolls from us. One big reason you should vote for the BJP this time around. (Bring back khanduri) Next year, the voters of his constituency should road roll him.

P.C. Chidambaram-The sheer arrogance of this man is nauseating; his policies disastrous. Probably the most over rated minister in the history of this country(he has a lotta competition), his mantra is to spend astonishing amounts on dud schemes(because senorita tells him to) and squeeze the middle class with irrational taxes, because we shut up and pay. He took 4 years to initiate a single reform measure. He is singular reason I did not apply to Harvard this year. If it churns out these kinda fools, I wouldn't rather go there. Now he is on his way to fill the shoes of the great Shivraaj Patil and am sure he'll do full justice to it.

Barkha Dutt, Sagarika Gosh et al- The screaming hysterical ladies of Indian television urgently need a voice coach. They equate journalism and asking tough questions to screaming incessantly at the participants of their talk shows in the process making Mamta Banerjee look like a domesticated cow. And to top it all, they have the balls(sic) to believe that they can shape the opinion of the nation. Ladies, please go see a doctor, or better, go to a journalism school.

Rahul Gandhi- A philandering yuvraaj, he is clearly under- endowed in the intellectual department, as his hemvati-kalaavati speeches show. His utterances are pathetically juvenile at best and no wonder the negative IQ losers in the media lap it up some times even calling him India's Saviour(God save India). He is in the position that he is in just by the conjecture of his birth.Otherwise he'd be hunting for some clerical job. Dude, go join some permanent Big Boss ala RM or go get lost in the Colombian Jungles. You deserve no more.

PS Although this list is almost exclusively filled with people from the political walk, there are indeed many deserving luminaries from other worlds, who I could not accommodate because of the single minded obssesion I have with politics. Here I would like to propose those names
Sharukh Khan, for his depressing overacting in Rab ne bana di jodi and also to Aditya Chopra, for stealing the film's story from a third grade kid's essay book.
Ramalinga Raju, for his astounding corporate governance record.
The Real Estate companies, for their obsession with 50% margins and for letting their greed better of them even in times of distress.

This list could go on and on guys, but I think this is a fair cross section. Comments and suggestions solicited.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

People We Could do Without Next Year

As I write this, another eventful year is coming to a close. For the UPA its been business as usual, exhibiting with aplomb its pathetic ineptitude in governing this country, as we have bungled from one disaster to another. The colossal failure of this government will only be known when we get down to pick the pieces, and trust me the news aint gonna be any good. The economy is in the doldrums because of the implementation of stupid populist programs that have been deemed as a failure. The infrastructure projects that the last government took up are not moving and the telecom ministry has become shady. Of course you have been shielded from this bad news by the media, which is a collection of Congress rags and Communist mouthpieces, as they believe that serving the haughty lady in 10 Janpath is akin to serving the country.
Anyways as this year comes to a close, I thought of making a list of people for whom I have no love lost. Magazines publish various lists, power, person of the year etc. But here I would like to put out a list of persons whom India would'nt miss much.
So here goes....

1) Arundhati Roy- The fact that this lady even manages to get media space is stupifying to me. Her views are always tailored to grab media attention and obviously not well thought through. A one book wonder, she obviously has no job but to malign India and her institutions. This lady created various falsehoods about Gujarat riots such as rapes etc, which are folklore even today and have been exposed by the SC's SIT to fabrications of a deranged mind. Supported ably by another Hindu hater, Teesta Setalvad. Both of thse ladies should be sent to Tibet where no one can hear their idiotic insiniuations.

2) Mamta Banerjee- The less said about the screaming lady from Bengal, the better. She has a Nano sized egg on her face, and it stinks. I am petitioning Modi to give her a retirment house i Sanand.

3)Amar Singh- This wheeler dealer always manages to get away from all the corruption in the world and the media does'nt care. Last heard he had his snout in Clinton's pork barrel. He donated 23 crores to The Clinton Foundation, and with declared assets of 37 crores, he is truly one altruistic mind.

4) Zardari and his Cohorts- Mr 10 percent seems to be losing it. Constant flip flops, wild accusations, weird house arrests and then denials man, I am begining to lose him. Everytime he opens hi strap, disaster's lurking. Poor chap cant keep anyone happy The Indians are gunning for him, the army is contemptuous of him, the mullahs hate his attitude and then there is Sharif. Last heard he has started a Ministry Of Denial in Islamabad whose job is to deny everything India says. They have issued 9987 denials in absolutly incomprehensible urdu and we're and still counting. Their tagline is -No, We didn't.

5) Gowda Clan-This bunch of illiterate idiots have screwed Karnataka enough with their anti development agenda. I wonder what kind of morons vote for this family. They are the masters of the worst party in India, the Janata Dal (Sewage). They are bereft of any ideology save that of power and make a conspicous show of their lack of morality. Hers hoping BSY digs a huge pit in Hassan and buries them there.

The list will continue soon but a small Post Script about people who are missing I wont Miss next year.
Shivraaj Patil- What can be said about a Home Minister whose First statement after taking over is "We are ready to have meaningful intercourse with the terrorists". I can think of only one thing. Goodbye, asshole.
AR Antulay- Our own non state actor, played into the hands of Pakistan by making wild allegations, probably under the cynical directions of Queen Maino and MMS.
Vilas Rao Deshmukh- Watching him on Maharashtra's chair, I was dumbfounded! Man this chap had some kinda glue thing with the chair going on. He confirmed to the true congress culture of getting and sticking on to power at any cost. now he has lost power, hope his son's atrocious movies stop too.

Monday, December 1, 2008

La Trahison Des Clercs

What a week it has been!! A truly tragic week for the country and especially for Mumbai, a city I've lived in for 10 years and come to love dearly. It was heart wrenching for me to see the Taj burned, a place for aspiration for young penniless youth like me. We used to say in humour, Taj me party dunga...Dont know when it will open again but hope its soon enough.
A period of 48 hrs has passed since the terrorists and the mourning time is almost over. Its time to get cynical and start hard questions. This attack only adds to the long resume of achievements of this pathetic government headed by an effete Prime Minister who is directed by an Italian idiot helped by her loser son. The Media too has behaved irresponsibly with the likes Raajdeep Sluredesai putting spin on their version of things. I betcha they were hoping for this to be a Hindu attack When I saw reports of vermilion on terrorists, I had a bad feeling...I could almost see CNN IBN putting out clinching evidence in the form of the sadhvi practicing yoga and hence saying that she knew yoga and escaped the jail,shot the people and came back. Slurdesai and Padmashri Burqa Dutta went into an overdrive against Modi visiting Mumbai. They obviously dint tell you the complete story which is this
Likewise, stories of Yuvraaj Rahul baba partying all through the night were completely suppresed. That the media has its own agenda is a known fact. I humbly request all my 4 readers not to be fooled by it and refer to nationalistic journals like for the complete picture.
The response of the government was callous, lazy and apathetic. Manmohin addressed the nation 24 hrs after the disaster. Senorita was only 'angry and upset' and Shivraaj looked positively drunk on national TV. Business as usual here. But the piece de resistance was the Idiotic Prime Minister inviting the ISI chief to show him evidence!!!!!! What was Manmohin thinking? That this was some fucking Parent teacher meeting where he'd have told the chief that how badly his boys were behaving and the chief would have gone home and scolded his boys? No! He'd have gone back and wiped the trail clean. What a nut we have for a PM!!! Did he really get those degrees or is the Oxford University so bad.
The sad fact is that terrorism discourse in this country has been plagued by blatant minorytism in the past 4 years. It is ironic that Manmohini will try and build the same Anti Terror apparatus in the last hundred days in his office that he helped dismantle in the first hundred days of his/her office. The delay in the hanging of Afzal Guru to please muslims is a case in the point. The media has been dominated by left liberal assholes who only want Hindus to keep on apologizing to Muslims. This brings me to the title of my post, a famous line in French poem which means the treason of the learned. It explains what India has been going through since Independence. At every point this country has been betrayed by the elite ie congress rulers. Right from the Hindu hating Kashmiri loser to Power lusting Indira to the Senorita, this country has been betrayed. The events in Mumbai were an extension of the same chain of events.
The Congress party has resorted to dirty tricks whenever it is sure of losing. Think the St Kitts case where non existent accounts of V.P.Singhs son were revealed with the connivance of the stooge media. Or may be Hawala Case or may be the numerous dismissals of elected governments through the goverener's powers. The Malegaon Blast case took also the same path. Had not the jihadis intervened the 'revelations ' would have continued till May, ultimately implicating a senior RSS functionary. So while the jihadis were planning the attacks, the ATS was playing games on behalf of its political masters . All these actions are an open invite to the jehadis to come and kill us. And the channels will chant the Spirit Of Mumbai chant which means that come kill us, rape us, destroy us and somehow, we'll blame ourselves.
The media will always tell us that all the politicians are the problem when the Cong is in a tight spot. They will tell us that the BJP did nothing too. Well at least it dint support the terrorists?
And we did build the the fence then which has prevented infiltration to a large extant. The intent of the BJP, (niyat) was positive, unlike this administration. We have a PM who loses sleep over the interrogation of a Muslim and himself allows the torture of a Sadhvi. The cong now is scared of being wiped out in this election and is getting the media to sponsor a Dont Vote campaign so that the Kangi prospects are brightened. Please dont be fooled. This is THE ONLY country in the world which has fought back 3 insurgencies Punjab, Nagaland, and Andhra Pradesh. I still have hope that we will defeat this Islamist menace, but for that we have to elect the right party. The Lotus has to come to power if the treason of the learned has to stop.

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Sun never did set on the Empire

So guys I am back after a short hiatus(like anybody cares about my break). And the readers must be eagerly awaiting my next post (like anybody reads this blog).My sad attempts at deriving humor from self deprecation aside, I'd like to use this blog to condemn the pathetic behavior of one Mr. Gupta.This soft spoken blackmailer used my desperation for a few pieces of paper to supress my rights of speech.I stand by what ever I said about Gupta earlier.
Now that I am done with forcing you to read my personal rantings about a blackmailer,let me get to my post.All of my readers with minimal brains would have guessed it's about the British Empire.And they guessed rightly.So friends let me introduce you to the last outpost of the British empire....India.
Yes,its true ,the current administrative superstructure of India is exactly as the British left it in 1947.So lazy were our much 'venerated' law makers like Mr Ambedkar,that they didn't bother to change the were administrative machinery and the attitude that the must hated masters had created for their own benefit. The constitution is essentially a copy paste of Englands'(which ironically is unwritten.) .If they weren't lazy,then they were plain dumb to not have realized that the administration's attitudes to govern a colonial outpost and an independent country are vastly different.The stupid kashmiri pm was such a pathetic Anglophile that his India of dreams was essentially a cut paste of England.Nothing reflects our irrelevant administration than our pathetic police,arguably the largest collection of cowards anywhere in this planet.Our police men are first of the blocks to kill unarmed civilians and lathi charge innocent students.But give them a few goondas like Raj,they pee in their pants.Nothing reflects the cowardliness of our police forces than the practice of killing unarmed criminals in cold blood,aka encounters.The police is there just to suck the blood out of us citizens.They pounce on us even if we commit an innocent mistake like jumping the signal,but the same cowards grovel before politicians and goondas of every kind.
Its not entirely the police's fault though.The real culprits are the political machinery of the congress party,whose driving force behind the independence struggle was nothing but a carnal lust for power.The congress party just wanted to replace the gora sahibs.What else will explain their reluctance to change the structure of the colonial police?The police then,as it is now,was completely pliant to its political masters.The the idiotic kashmiri,who spoke out vociferously against detention without trail in pre independence days,ironically retained the same power for his police.
Likewise the other departments of our Administration are afflicted by the same colonial mindset.The only notable difference between colonial times and now is the all pervasive corruption in the higher bureaucracy.The British were a lot less corrupt.
And at the heart of this huge cut paste operation lies the parliament, that collections of nuts,sycophants,babalogs and criminals.That institution is really a blot on democracy,not only in India,but on democracy anywhere in the world.The time has come when intellectuals of the country begun questioning the appropriateness of parliamentary democracy for India.The most basic of assumptions that a parliamentary system makes is that people will drive the representatives to deliver.However that has never happened in India because of the voters' general apathy and their proclivity to vote along caste lines.Bottom up change can never happen India because of citizen apathy.we just don't give a flying fuck.India needs a top down approach to administration, a more presidential form of governance,where the parliament is just there for checks and balances,not as a decision making body.The efficacy of this style of governance has been thoroughly demonstrated by modi in gujarat.Indians in fact desire a strong leader in their hearts.

I don't have much hope that this generation can or will affect the change needed to 'liberate' India but i believe when my generation comes to power,it will deliver.And I believe mt generation is strongly nationalistic and very right wing.So when we will have real power,the Italian feet lickers and the comrades can go for a hike.
The continuing saga of the raped nun baffles me.She has lost her thick malyaali accent when she appeared before the media in a press conference.And when the orrissa police tried to get her to identify the accused,she refused,citing trauma.Yeah right.Apparently for the good nun giving titillating descriptions of her disrobing to the national media is less traumatic than identifying the accused.She has been avoiding the orissa police ever since.Who raped whom?As I see it, this case too will go where the other rapes- of- nuns-by-saffron-activists went.-Into oblivion due to innate false hood.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Incoherent Rantings of an Angry Hindu-Part 1

"If it weren't for eye for an eye,I would be blind and the other person would have both his eyes"

Well I am angry today.In fact I've been angry the past few days.The reason is a document called sathya darshini,published by a Christian denomination called new life and spread around mangalore.The reason I am angry is that the document calls my gods names.It calls my ancestor, Sage Vashisht as a person who took his mother as a wife and his other wife as a prostitute.It calls Brahma as idiotic and Krishna as a evil man.That got me angry.What got me more angry is the complete repression of this document in the sickular media.As those certified hindi haters Rajdeep Slurdesai and Suckerika Ghosh were going on about the Bajarang Dal in Mangalore,they conveniently forgot to mention this Document.It doesnt serve there purpose na.
Now I shall my interpretation of the events.You've had the side of slurdesai and suckerika.Now hear me out and then decide.
After Nikolas Sarkozy scolded our Prime Minister about the 'massacres' i heard him condemn the violence in reply in reply.What i din hear him do was condemn the hateful literature and the slanderous activities of the missionaries (and i concluded he belonged to the 3rd sex.Bloody incompetent Sonia-Feet-Licker.)As a hindu I am tired of my religion being made fun of.And then criticized for venting it's suppressed anger.What do we do then?That the missionaries are luring poor people with cash is a fact,but no one accepts that.(I personally know people).And rabid missionaries go on wantonly converting people with with inducements.Conversions affect the balance of society.The society in mangalore has evolved over a thousand years with a right balance of every interest.What these missionaries are doing is upsetting this balance which has been achieved after a lot of trail and the error.
And the best part.The Mangalore Catholics,who have a beautiful syncretic hindu christian culture, don't support the conversions.And what you saw on tv was them opposing the attacks on their churches .What the media wont tell you is that most of the conversions are done by fundamentalist American Protestant Christian organizations,awash with money from the states.(The nut heads of the dal obviously wont know this distinction,)In fact the catholic church discourages conversions.These christians even try to convert catholics,so rabid is their belief.The relatives of these missions run sex slave camps and have teen boy fucking priests.So the next time you criticize the bajarang dal,look who you are supporting.
My solution to mangalore, please bring in the anti conversion law that yeddi was talking about ASAP
The situation in orissa is admittedly more complex and volatile due to centuries old ethinic tension.But heres the lowdown.A VHP aid worker,87 year old Swami Laxminand ji was killed by the maoists in August.Ergo, the question pops then why attack the Christians?Well the reason is the good missionaries had a part here too.Heres what slurdesai wont tell you........
The district of Kandhamal lies bang in the middle of the red corridor created by the maoists from malikanagri to bhubaneshwar.Now, Kandhmal is their weak link and they dont have much support here.The reason is,yes you guessed it right,the Vishwa Hindu Parishad.
The Kandhs of the district ,largely tribal are allied with the vhp,mainly due to to the charitable work of the swamiji.So the maoists tried to seek the support of the other sc community in the district, the panas.So who helped them there?Our good christian missionaries,for the panas are largely Christian.So my enemy is your enemy funda came into work and the maoists bumped off the old swamiji.Thus we lost the bulwark against the reds in orissa.Missionaries happy,Maoists happy!!! Simple.So the next time you decry the violence in orissa look who you are supporting(the maoists)
The Larger Picture
Although I am not justifying the violence here,I am not condemning it either.we hindus must realize we are the victims of years of repression my the muslims and to some extant th christians.But to keep the secular veneer over our sham democracy we act like we are the perpatrators of the injustices.This must stop.Every time theres a bomb attack the media goes on about the root cause of terrorism and about the alienation of the Muslims.If the hindus start using the root cause theory everything will go back to the massacres of millions of hindus of this land by the Muslim armies.If we analuse the growth rate of hindus and muslims over the years ,there are at least 6 million hindus less than there should be.This is the Holocaust they dont teach you about in schools.

My next post will be a small theological rebuttal of conversions.
A wierd post script
The nun,whose rape you heard about,was apparantly raped many times.
First by a single man inside the church.In the next account she was apparantly raped by a gang,still inside the church.Next by a gang outside the church in the street.Next account,gang raped again on the street,this time stripped too (with a graphic and titillating description of the order of the clothes)

Fair Reporting?You decide.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Disaster At Arnala Part 2

My last post was about politics and my world view.But this Blog is dedicated to Team BhakPics with which i spent my last days in hostel.The team is displaced now.Arjun must be fooling around with Jindal.Handoo was anyways too arabic for my taste ;).But my heart goes out for Sohit in sad house where the aromas of mafco and gd must be wafting in through the window.But he cant breathe any of those because he must be stinking with a bullshit.I have sent my invitation to sohit so may be he'll post some thing soon.
But for now lets get back to the story.
So here we were walking towards swagat beach resort where the best part was that it was unlimited.Burpi was as usual irritatingly leading the way.If you want to know how to cross the thin line between leading a group of people towards a destination and grossing them out with your burpi in actions.So,we reached swagat beach,avoiding any further trouble,in spite of Burpi.I could see the hard on that sohit was getting thinking about the unlimited pieces of chicken leg as we turned into the road leading towards swagat.However we were in for a disappointment.
Swagat Beach Resort was a 60 40 plot with a 10 feet swimming pool and children slide.If there was an overstatement made by a word,then it was the 'resort' in the swagat beach resort.The Unlimited 'food' counter was the kind that you get in bus stop canteens.Pathetic really.The disappointments on sohit's face was so apparent that you could wipe it off.Sad.We clearly were not going to get into it so we set off again under the leadership of colonel burpi towards a better beach resort.
After walking along the arnala beach,if you called it that,and we reached arnala beach resort.It was our last choice clearly,and having nowhere else to go, we paid 400 bucks each and got in.The start was nothing eventful.We had the bullshit breakfast and stripped down to our swimming costume and entered quote swimming pool unquote.There was some music and we danced to it.It was quite boring actually and the only wothwhile thing to do was touch and feel khazanchis luscious body.Which i did to the fullest extant possible.After some frolicking around we ate the unlimited food.Felt kinda sad for sohit as he couldn't get his chicken leg.After lunch we had a small nap and there too burpi,true to his spirit,irritated me majorly.Standing on top of me as i was sleeping with a wet pair of shorts.I felt so gross.Did he think of himself as kareena under whose skirt I'd like to peep?
So we frolicked around a bit more in the resort and soon went out towards the beach,barefoot like assholes.I dint go into the water but the others did.I just sat on the beach looking at the setting son.May be i had prescient knowledge of disaster.
Anyways we went back to the resort and did some more stunts.Burpi played ball with a group of losers while we attempted some water stunts invented by khazanchi.It was fun really and we didnt know how time passed.I got bored of it and went outside and dried myself.In fact, I was looking forward to getting out of there and visiting the jivdani mandir in virar (w).May be the goddess dint want it,cause soon after, disaster struck.
It all started out innocently.Sohit came up to me and said with an idiotic face"chal blue slide mein chalte hain".I declined,thinking to myself that what the devil had gotten into him.Sure enough he went into the slide and came back just as soon.But now his feet was leaking red.Being holi,my first reaction was that it was just red water from the pool.But it was blood.Sohit had a 4 inch cut on his feet,caused by a faulty tile in Sohit's much beloved blue slide.we soon got Sohit to the seating area,leaving behind a trail of red.Soon burpi had Sohit wincing in pain trying to stop the bleeding.Burpi was dabbing fists full of turmeric powder into the wound while Sohit was trying not to cry.We somehow bandaged sohit and got him outside into an auto and took him to Mahalaxmi nursing home.Soon he was in the hands of a doctor who was who was trying to sew his leg up.He seemed a competent enough to me but burpi was calling him an RMO,with a smirk on his face,whatever that meant.Each time the needle sunk into Sohit's feet his facial muscles contracted and came together.We could tell he was in great pain but he wasn't showing it.And while this was happening burpi was making a video recording with his punarjanmik dopod,calling it saw 4.The overwhelming feeling that I had was that of embarrassment.
Soon enough Sohit was all sewn up and we decided to go back to Mumbai.Our auto rickshaw driver was a kind soul,but a bit prone to exaggeration.Apparently a snake had bitten him on his hand and he had chopped of that hand to stop the poison from spreading.And sure enough,the hand in question had grown back miraculously.
Soon we were in virar station and boarded a train to andheri where we took a rickshaw.Buurpi of course figured in 2 more altercations 1 with me about the route to mumbai university and another with swapnil as he touched his cheeks.
So it was a quite ending to quite an eventful day.I am making the timeless by making a blog.
No offences meant to anybody folks.All was written in good humor and must be taken to be so.

The villain in the whole piece was my "girlfriends' " room mate.It was because of her positive review of arnala that i agreed to go there.Otherwise this whole thing wouldn't have happened.
And guys please don't go to arnala.It sucks!!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

U.S. And Us

I have been following the American elections avidly on T.V. and the internet.In these times of uncertainty,I believe its the single most important election that we know.These election might define how america fights its,and the worlds,troubles.Because all said and done its still the most important country in the world.It goes down then so do we.
However the point of this post is the difference in our society and theirs,as inferred from their elections and ours.And the points that make are ones to be thought over.
1-They have leaders who they can look up to we have nobody.
America now has 2 genuine heroes running against each other.Sen McCain is great war hero who lead his men admirably in the 76 war.He didnt come back to the States even when he was given a chance to leave his prison because all his men were'nt released.Thats a hero.Barack Obama was brought up all over the world has graduated Summa Cum Laude from Harvard Law.We obviously dont have men from army to lead us but I'd love to have a look at the educational profiles of our many yuvrajs.I'm sure that we wont have many inspiring stories.The point is when i go out to vote i will not have many men whom i can look up to.Of course if i have to choose idiots i'll be spoilt for choice.
2-Our politicians are Pussies
Out of the many things that i observed in the american elections the most tlling was the fact that both the VP nominees have sons who are fighting in Iraq.Sons of our politicians,after living up their lifes,knocking up girls,getting columbian gfs,doing drugs or some gundagardi here and there,settle down peacefully into papa's business.Or go join reality shows.Disgusting really.Show me one yuvraaj who has had a record of public service prior to joining politics and i'll show you a pig that can fly.Can you imagine a politician sending his son to the army in India??Hah dream on.
3-We are not funny.
The best perspective that I've had about america is from the late night comedians.And boy are they funny.They are a joke factory and the kinds of jokes they crack on politicos show how really well entrenched freedom of speech is in america.And the fact that they can laugh at themselves.Those kind of below the belt jokes in India would have invited tod fod of the T.v. offices.If this were america I'd have surely known where the hell the columbian gf of a particular yuvraaj went.The major inference we can make from is this is that we respect authority too much.We are afraid to crack jokes on people on power and they are not sporting enough to take it.The way we treat people of authority with too much o undeserved respect can be seen in the laal batti cars.We expect,almost want people in power to behave unreasonably,to jump queus,to distort merit to forward kith and kin.
4-They expect a lot from their candidates.,Humko,sab chalta hai
I have said a lot about the U.S. candiadates so lets have a look at our candidates for prime minister.
The congress doesnt know who its candidate is.The incumbent has'nt won any elections in his life time and will come lst in the 2nd standard elocution competion of a municipal school.The psuedo prime minister cant speak hindi.She has answerd as many tough policy questions as many times I'had sex.And i am a virgin.
The third front candidate is a certified thief.Its really disgusting that vermin like that can run for prime minister.I dont have much to speak about that.
The only man in contention who is a good speaker and has a good governance record is advani.But hes simply too old to lead this nation.

These 4 were the most telling differences that i thought were the most telling.
More about the causes and implications of these diffrences in my next post.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Disaster at Arnala

So here i go.This is the start of the Bhakpics Online Revolution.After a lot of talking and thinking i've sat down to write the first Bhakpics Blog.Before starting off,I'd like to give some credit to Mr Sohit Raina as he is the founder of Bhakpics.Not to forget Mr Saurabh Gupta an Mr Arjun Khandelwal.

Now we come to the start of the story.For qiute some time we had been planning for a trip.We'd licked the railway site dry and yet our plans had come to a naught.Sohit was pretty frustrated with the whole thing and was desperate to go on an outing like a groom who wants to lose his virginity.After much dilly dallying we decided to go to Arnala beach near Virar.Alas,We had no inkling of what plans fate had for us.

March 22 the D day arrived.Sohit came to wake me up with a little chaddi in his hands.he was pretty excited about the whole thing,which i found wierd,because thats so uncharecteristic of him.I dint exactly want to go but woke up nonetheless cause i dint want to screw the plan at this stage.All of us got ready with our stuff and I went to the 4th floor.As khazanchi was closin the door to his room,i said to sohit "yaar aaj kuch bhak pics honewali hai".people that i have a kali zubaan.guess sohit dint know this and paid no heed to my words and carried on as he hadnt heard me.To his great pain as he found out later.

So we reached Vidyavhiar station in no great spirits.Burpi and Sohit were trying to lift up mine and khazanchi's spirit but to no great avail.Cant Decipher,but my feelings were pretty much anti trip.In hindsight i can claim it to be my sixth sense,but it would'nt be fair on my part to do so.

Anyways we got to Virar station without any major hiccups.
So here we were at the virar station.Pretty much gaanv like feeling.We had no idea as to how to get to we had our tea at a stall and asked around.People directed us to autos nearby.Here disaster struck.I was attacked by a Holi Misslile(Pun intended).My clothes were dripping red from the color.But this was just the begining of the disaster that was to come.
So we got into 1 of those 6 seater autos and set of towards arnala beach.In the middle of the way howevere we were waylaid by gangs of men asking for money to booze on holi.anshul was threatened badly,Sohit was attacked with color.But the attackers sudden attention was focused on khazanchi.Boy would they have loved to smear that white soft skin of his with color using their grubby hands.Guessed many of them were gay.So anyway we paid of these men 3 times and at the last nakabandi we got tired and simply walked off.Ou destination was Swagat beach resort.Which had the tagline "And the best part is it is unlimited" be contd

March 22 2008.